Tigers 7, Royals 3
Royal Record: 1-2

well, that was certainly an ugly game. greinke goes out, royals offense goes out, then they hit the lights.

i don't have a lot to say, considering i'm leaving for the airport to (godforsaken) detroit in about 5 minutes. today was bad, and tony pena has, apparently, reared his head to reveal the he does, in fact, get lineup advice based on the way his cereal shakes out in the morning (earlier i said alpha-bits, but it's obvious cheerios are his preferred breakfast -- marreroooo (over pickering), graffaninoooo (over gotay -- ending "o" takes precedent) -- pretty much, uh...tony pena likes hunches, let's just say that.

anyway, that was bad, they're going to california, and i'm stuck in detroit once all sane semblance of a kansas city presence (plus tony pena!) has long since departed. so, see ya next week!

also, why do i receive hits for "carlos santiago is a fucking wuss"? who is this carlos santiago, and why is he so weak? maybe you can fill me in while i'm gone!

grudgingly,
joe blow