orioles suckered tricked hoodwinked somehow come around to believe jason grimsley is a useful major leaguer. somewhere, an orioles fan just began his descent into male-pattern baldness. i hope the camden yards staff has plenty of chairs on hand for 'ol grims. a word of advice to the orioles: if there's anything in the clubhouse you don't want broken, just put a picture of a catcher's mitt on it. i guarantee nothing jason throws will come within three feet the entire season..
and, on a serious note:
thank you, allard.
a move of this magnitude should earn a GM at least one day off. so, if you're in the neighborhood, feel free to stop by tomorrow night: a nice
boulevard porter and a bowl of beans is on the house! hell, this may even call for a batch of cornbread. i'm getting started as we speak..
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